Oh, dang, I noticed I forgot to include the 1973-only song,
Then We Are Decided. Whatever, it's terrible anyway. There's some interesting instrumentation, but it's a very throwaway song. Too bad my numbering's a bit off now. Weirdly enough, this song makes me see Caiaphas/Annas...
5) This Jesus Must Die
19732000Nn, the 1973 Caiaphas's phrasing is kind of odd at times. I'm all for a bit of creative phrasing, but the way he does it interrupts the flow of the music at times. And the Annas in this version is simply atrocious. But man, I love their hats! This version sounds a lot sleepier than the 2000, I must say, except for Caiaphas. Lacks the proper excitement, IMO.
The 2000 version is pretty fun! We experience the amazing powers of Michael Shaeffer as Annas. The priests and Pharisees are a lot more sinister/menacing in here, and the surveilance cams is a nice touch. The beat this song is infused with in this song makes it a lot more listenable. But but but! They took out the funnest line: "One thing I'll say for him, Jesus is cool." Oh well, that's my only beef with the 2000 version for this song. Oh, and Caiaphas's pitch problems and his over-the-top shoving the other priests around... But Annas really steals the show here! I can't think of any other singers that sound quite like him...
6) Hosanna
19732000The '73 Hosanna is your typical Biblical image of the coming to Jerusalem, palm leaves waving around, etc. Caiaphas's weird phrasing is so annoying to my ear though. It's like, "They are a cuuurse... long long pause, theyshoulddisperse." The way they wave the palm leaves is cool though, so rhythmic. Ted Neeley is good in this one though, especially the way his smile evaporates when the mob sings, "Hey JC, JC, won't you
die for me?"
The 2000 Hosanna has a much richer sounding instrumentation, sounding more sinister, even. Also, the crowd-goers have cool guerilla berets. And if Caiaphas can't sing, at least his phrasing is normal and his little reactions to Jesus are funny. Of course, we mustn't forget Judas' cute little pouting in the background! The reactions to the disagreeable bits of the mob's song are a lot less subtle, but what the hell! It's a musical! It's a bit impossible to be subtle! The Judas/Jesus interactions here entertain very much, especially when the mob goes, "won't you DIE for me?" and Judas gives Jesus an "I told you so" look. Ah, fun, fun.
7) Simon Zealotes/Poor Jerusalem
1973a 1973b2000IMO, this is the most dated scene from the 1973 movie. It looks like an aerobics dance class from the 70s gone wrong. Still, you can at least appreciate the energy here, especially because of the Simon here! The still freezes and slow-mos are just not good, though. What I really don't like about this scene is the way they implemented it. It's like they're putting on a CCTV show to amuse Jesus in the middle of the ruins. Ted Neeley's bemused expression is funny, though. Wow, the Simon here is really thin and has huge eyes. Not sure how I feel about his end of the song YOU get the power YOU get the glory; sounds kind of funny. And I have no idea why he sticks out his arm like that at the end with his hand perpendicular to the ground. Fun to see Judas stomping around with a stormy expression though.
Nice camera work in Poor Jerusalem for '73, though, and I like how Mary is grabbing his hand going, "I understand! I understand! lookit meee." And Ted manages to seem sad without seeming pissy, a problem that Glenn has in this role. Simon's little head turn of confusion at the end is rather cute, I must say!
The transition in the 2000 version makes a lot more sense to me, too. The cops come to quell the huge crowd that is left over from "Hosanna," then COMBAT!! Yeah! It's fun to see the apostles beat up a bunch of Darth-Vader looking uniforms. Tony Vincent as Simon is great, too! He seems more like a zealot than the 1973, who just seemed hyper in general. His look is extremely extremely gay looking. Reminds me of that Ty guy from Extreme Home Makeover. I think it's the tiny goatee and bleached spiked hair. He has a great heroic pose, too, fist in the air, raised AK47. Did I mention the AK47s yet? They make this song a winner! I like how Jerome Pradon has such a stage presence even when he's not singing but just sulking around looking disillusioned, heheh. A few too many fade-cuts for its own good, though. But very good vibes otherwise!
8)Pilate's Dream
19732000The 1973 Pilate was also the album one, and I must say he is the best. Hhe does a great job of seeming the conscience-troubled judge, and his singing has the perfect amount of emotion. Very short, but very pretty song. Very pensive and wistful.
UGH, the 2000 version is lame. Well, I won't say that Fred Johanson is a bad singer, but I don't think he's appropriate for that part. And why is he naked? It makes you think of .... a
different kind of dream. And he is way too over-the-top. "They seemed... *sniffle* to HATE this MAA~AN!" There's no way that I can take that line seriously. I don't see why he has to be crying over some random dude who died in his dream, especially clutching his bedpost and his blankets in that way... it is entertaining, I'll give it that.
9) The Temple
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The little anachronisms in the 1973 are very fun, especially the postcard rack. Cool to see how this scene is more modern compared with the rest of the movie. I like how Jesus storms in and immediately starts destroying stuff, unlike in the 2000... but I'll save that for the next paragraph. And he has quite a ball destroying stuff too!
The temple scene in the 2000 is the only one in either version I truly truly despise. Why did they have to make a beautiful thing sour with racism? Very tasteless how they made Arabs in the "depravity" scene and nowhere else in the movie. And I also hate how Glenn Carter is pushed around for the whole half of the song before he actually reacts and starts breaking stuff.
The Lepers scene in the 1973 is really creepy because they all come creeping out of the rocks and very slowly walking to Ted. Ted doesn't seem very enthusiastic about touching them, though, haha. Wonder why they changed the line "HEAL YOURSELVES!" to "LEAVE ME ALONE!"
The Lepers scene in the 2000 is pretty good. At least Glenn looks happy to hug the lepers and stuff, until they start pushin' and crowdin' him. haha... The acting is not bad in this scene, not bad at all. Glenn actually manages to achieve a nice crescendo of annoyance as more lepers poke him.
But oh God! Why did they have to ruin it by putting Arabs in the depravity scene only? Makes me very sad indeed... The Glenn TV smash redeems it only a little.
"HEAL YOURSEEEEELVES!!" what a great line...
10) I Don't Know How to Love Him
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The 1973 Mary is shyer than the 2000 one, from the way she refrains from constantly cuddling Jesus, haha. Yvonne Elliman, again, has such a pretty voice, but she looks so weird in this movie. I think it's her hairstyle; it makes her forehead look huge and weird. Her acting in this song isn't bad, at least compared to Renee Castle in the upcoming paragraph... The flute or whatever it is in the background sounds so cute!
Renee Castle was ok in the rest of the movie, but her acting here gets pretty lame. Too over-the-top. She's a nice singer though, a different tonal quality than Yvonne for sure. Not quite as good though. This arrangement is actually a bit sparser than the 1973, which is the opposite from the usual trend. She is a lot prettier than Yvonne though, to be shallow. And it's the return of gross facial expressions from Glenn, too. Bleh. Note the kiss at the end and Judas' subsequent reaction to it!! More fun!
11) Blood Money/Damned For All Time
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I still don't understand why there are tanks in the 1973 version trying to squash Judas. But it's a fun little visual all the same... The dance in the scaffolding is eye-catching too. The little twirls the priests keep doing with their capes is great. And of course Carl is a veritable vocal lion! Too bad it's partly ruined by the horrible Annas falsetto. Asides from the horrible falsetto, the dramatic effect here is pretty good. Carl seems proudful and righteous, but we see this slowly whittle away as he takes the BLOOD MONEY!!! But why the fighter planes at the end? Righteous angels coming to pwn Judas? Who knows?
Yay a Pradon song! I don't know why he's trying to eat Mary's eyeball in the beginning. Can you believe that weird fans ship Judas/Mary from the 2000 version because of that eyeball lick?! It's obviously just being done to piss off Jesus... my brain still hurts from searching jesus christ superstar on deviantart. Anyway, nice how Glenn DENIES Pradon from poking him after that. And we haven't even gotten to the actual song yet... Well, this is one of my favorite songs, so I reserve the right to ramble on for very long. His acting is actually very good! and his vocals make me go a bit wobbly inside. The ring-around-the-rosies scene is sort of strange. Oh well... Judas is a lot more pathetic in this one, in the way of arousing pity, especially the floor-crawling part. And Annas' creepy tenor is chilling! And it's a nice effect when he stops on top of the grating and the light shines upward. I think Pradon does a better job than Anderson on the "On Thursday night," part. And the "Well Done Judas" choir sounds a lot eerier in this version than in the 73. Love their fedoras.